Choose Laughter. Free Nazanin.

Last week was Nowruz – Persian New Year – when the Iranian authorities traditionally free prisoners.

We hoped that this Nowruz, almost two years since her arrest, Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe would be free.

Sadly – this hasn’t happened.

On the one hand, Nazanin has been told by the head of the prison where she’s kept that her release was approved months ago. On the other, an Iranian judge has made it clear that she’s being held as a bargaining chip to get a favourable interest rate on UK government debt.

Guess what, Iran: human beings are not for haggling. Our fight continues to free Nazanin and end this awful human rights abuse.

Stand with Nazanin – share a joke to make her smile

Hope in the darkness

It goes without saying that an Iranian prison is a lonely, frightening place.

Nazanin has struggled with intense feelings of anger, regret and frustration. She misses her young daughter Gabriella and husband Richard more than she can bear. Panic attacks often disturb her sleep.

But since leaving solitary confinement she’s found comfort in laughing with her fellow prisoners.

The women sit together some evenings telling each other funny stories, doing impressions of the guards and each other, remembering stories from former cellmates.

It’s a way of surviving – to physically lose themselves in laughter, and relieve the tension. They laugh in the face of their captivity. The Iranian authorities have done what they can to ruin their lives, but they cannot control their happiness.

Send us your jokes

This is why we’re asking you to send us your favourite jokes, or whatever makes you smile.

We’re collecting them for Nazanin’s husband Richard, who will hang the jokes on the One Day Tree in his local park, marking two years of Nazanin’s detention.

365 of your jokes will also be used to make a calendar. Richard will send copies to Nazanin, Gabriella and the prisoners’ families, and it will also be used to fundraise for Amnesty and other organisations who have supported #FreeNazanin.

So please, send us your jokes today.

Thank you.

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What do you call a clairvoyant midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large.

Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.

Why was the parrot in prison? Because it was a jail-bird.

Why did the belt get arrested? Because he held up a pair of pants.

What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.

Where can you find a bunch of clowns who deserve to be in jail? Silly Con Valley.

Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

What do you give prisoners for dessert? Jaily-Beans.

What's an inmates favorite fishing equipment? Jail bait

What's an prisoners favorite battery? Duracell

Why are inmates so angry all the time? Cause they have bad cell service.

What's an inmates favorite food? Cellery

What's an inmates favorite place to hangout? At the bars

Who never minds being interrupted in the middle of a sentence? A convict.

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mug shot? A cellfie.

Why do prisoners have PTSD? Cell Shock.

How do people stop being crooks? They straighen themselves out!

Why can't inmates read a clock? Cause its hard time

What do you call a famous inmate? A cellebrity

What's a prisoners favorite building materials? Steal n cement

A prisoner was released from jail, he shouted "Yay I'm free I'm free!"
The little boy yelled "So what I'm 4 I'm 4!"

John.A.Noble 3 months ago